MEME REALTY CO
is proud to present
A $home so affordable, it doesn’t even come with walls!
Own nothing. Live nowhere.
And be happy about it.
Welcome $home.
$home is a memecoin project on the Solana blockchain — bringing comedy, awareness, and maybe even some financial relief to the global housing crisis.
The world is burning — join the $home Owners Association, a community on 𝕏, and come roast marshmallows in the parking lot with us!
Or keep scrolling to learn what it's all about 👇
NOTICE: THE CA AND ALL TRADING/PRICING LINKS ON THIS WEBSITE ARE JUST PLACEHOLDERS AS THE COIN HAS NOT OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED YET!
They told you if you worked hard, saved your money, and passed on the avocado toast, that you’d own a house one day.
Instead, BlackRock bought your neighborhood, your rent went up 40%, and your landlord just sent you a ‘friendly reminder’ that late fees apply after the 3rd.
So maybe buying a house isn't in the cards, but you can still afford to own a $home.
... for now.
Worldwide panic: Google searches for 'housing crisis' are trending harder than a memecoin.
(It’s funny until you realize it’s real.)
the dream
son, we need to talk
avocado toast is expensive
you'll never buy a house in this economy
i don't care how many side gigs you have
but you can afford a $home
"The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it."
George Carlin
Comedian, 2005
surprise your fiancé with the good news
plan that new life together
simply open your laptop
and you're $home sweet $home
"The small landowners are the most precious part of a state."
Thomas Jefferson
U.S. President, 1785
no matter where you are
$home is there for you
"A nation of homeowners is unconquerable."
Franklin D. Roosevelt
U.S. President, 1942
$home is a hedge against reality itself
boomers bought houses
you buy the dips
blackrock owns everything
you will own nothing and be happy
Donald Trump
U.S. President, 2020
own a $home today
because the housing bubble is about to get weird
"It’s a zero-sum game, somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn’t lost or made, it’s simply transferred from one perception to another."
Gordon Gekko
King of Wall Street, 1987
how to own a $home
Fair launch happening on pump.fun.
Got other memecoins rotting in your wallet? You can swap them for $home on Jupiter—because in this economy, trading memes for a digital house makes more sense than buying a real one.
looking for a $home?
Join the $home Community on 𝕏 today - just drop in and say hi, laugh at some memes, or perhaps engage in a more serious discussion about the growing housing crisis around the world.
💎 BONUS 🎉
The founder of $home, @AlphaCove, is gifting top meme makers.
Post your best $home memes on 𝕏, tag the community by using our cashtag $home and CA EPjFWdd5AufqSSqeM2qN1xzybapC8G4wEGGkZwyTDt1v, and you might win free $home.
(Unlike real estate, this giveaway isn’t rigged in favor of hedge funds.)
$home basics
🏠 Welcome to the only home you’ll ever afford. Unlike real estate, there are:
🚫 No mortgages (seriously... do not mortgage a house for $home!)
💸 No property taxes (but the government still wins)
🤝 No landlords (until BlackRock buys the supply and starts renting it out)
$home economics 101
Max Supply: 1,000,000,000 $home
Fair Launch: No pre-sale, no VC allocations — just pure memetic homeownership for the terminally priced-out.
Liquidity Locked: Unlike your rent, which has commitment issues.
Community Allocation: Early members of the $home Owners Association will be gifted varying amounts of $home — up to 1,000,000 tokens each — based on engagement, memes, vibes, and your demonstrated ability to live, laugh, and cope in a $home.
Founder Allocation: 20% of the supply is earmarked to help build, boost, and occasionally bail out the $home economy — including meme ops, community growth, and other highly unserious strategic initiatives. Think of it like a war chest… but for posting.
Strategic meme stimulus packages will be deployed as needed, ensuring liquidity flows to vital sectors such as shitposters, engagement farmers, digital squatters, and reckless marketing ops.
Some reserves may also be used in our signature Quantitative Community Easing programs — a revolutionary initiative that includes dropping random bags on housing nonprofits for the irony, and funding high-risk meme deployment units.
No roadmap. No fiscal responsibility. Just unhinged monetary memetics and vibes-based governance.
And no, the funds are not locked or vested — not because we’re sketchy, but because we’re frugal visionaries unwilling to pass 0.038% of the total token supply to Streamflow. (Sorry Streamflow. We’re renters, not whales.) The tokens remain in cold, meme-fueled custody. Proceed accordingly.
Goal: To encourage discussion of and bring awareness to the growing housing crisis around the world.
warning
$home is a memecoin with no expectation of financial profit and no formal roadmap or team. @AlphaCove is doing what he can to get the movement off of it's feet and then it's up to you all!
(They only cost Loading... 😂🤣)